I found stars on the tip of your tongue.
You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.

(via keepthosebirdsatbay)

THIS

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thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

I simply love people too much, so much that it makes me feel too fucking sad
Kurt Cobain  (via rikkarda)

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

rubyetc:

mainly spongy

rubyetc:

mainly spongy

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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jared-paddlefish:

medical-mechanicas:

kawaiisquad:

u dun fucked up

u know he dead